The Secrets of the Sexy Jutsu

My Second Naruto fictional writing so please leave comments and reviews.

Timeline:
This is interwoven with the story line from the episode/chapter where the teams were assigned and going through all the missions and training, up until whenever this fan-fiction decides to end. As such this story will follow the manga/anime closely, you can see it as a comedy take on the world of Naruto, as I'm trying to keep to the storyline this story will be a hard challenge.

Disclaimer:
I don't own Naruto. Or any of the characters that I have 'borrowed' from the Naruto universe.
The situation and general idea behind this story belongs to "Phoe-chan the Witty" and is used with permission; so any continuations, or uses of, please ask her for permission first. You can read her Original story at 'http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=544187148' and find her bio at 'http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/authors.php?no=1296773739'.

Note:
I prefer the Japanese names for the nin-jutsu, gen-jutsu, and tai-jutsu techniques, as well as the curses and other slang that they use - as such I have put a glossary at the bottom of each chapter detailing any of the non-English words I use within that chapter.

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Chapter Overview:
1: This is a Scene setting chapter and as such, contains nothing untoward!

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Glossary of Terms [kisama] - Impolite japanese term for 'Damn You'.
[teme] - I have no idea, it's an insulting term Naruto uses to refer to Sasuke - maybe 'idiot'.
[kunoichi] - A female ninja.
[konoha] - The Hidden Leaf Village: Home to Naruto/Hinata and the rest.
[baka] - Idiot/Fool.
[jutsu] - Technique (see 3 terms below for more information).
[tai-jutsu] - The hand-to-hand combat moves used in Naruto.
[nin-jutsu] - All other techniques that rely on chakra.
[gen-jutsu] - All illusionary techniques used throughout Naruto.
[kage bunshin] - 'Shadow Replication' used by naruto to produce clones of herself.
[bunshin] - 'Replication' used to produce clones of an object or person.
[henge] - 'Transformation' used to change the shape/look of an object or person.
[rasengan] - A powerful, and focused attack that uses a compressed chakra ball in the users hand.
[sharringan] - The sharingan's main ability is the mimicry and insight of other jutus.
[byakugan] - 'White Eye' that Hinata uses to enhance her vision.
[genin] - A beginner level of Ninja, one that has finished school and can now take missions.
[chuunin] - A Level of Ninja, obtained by passing an exam.
[jounin] - The level above chuunin, held by the team instructors.