My Mate's porn collection

Tue Jul 1, 2008, 9:57am

Last Edited Thu Jun 11, 2009, 7:34pm

A friend of mine borrowed one of my external hard drives a while back, he said it was because he was running out of disk space and hadn't got the cash to buy another one himself.

When I got it back it contained a large collection of porn - which I guess he hid on my drive, and possibly even said was mine, to hide it from his girlfriend at the time. Far be it for me to complain I decided to have a look through his neatly foldered collection.

That's when I stumbled upon a girl called Milly Morris, my first thoughts were "WOW".

She's gorgeous, or at least she is in my eyes, the only problem I found is that she doesn't seem to make much noise.

Don't get me wrong, compared to most of his porn collection where they scream obscenities at the camera and give off enough fake moans to make a professional hooker wince, she was a breath of fresh air.

Quiet, demure, beautiful, and with one heck of a rack, but in all of the videos he had of her she didn't let out more than contented sighs.

I know.. I know.. Some women are very quiet, and others are quite loud - although not as loud as most porn would have you believe, it's just that I would have liked to see her actually enjoying the sex a bit more - or at least pretending a little.

You probably wonder what I'm getting at with all this ranting, well other than expressing my obvious "admiration/lust" for Ms Morris, I was wondering why so many stars go out of their way to scream at the camera.

Also why do the videos in his collection all pretend they pick these people up off the street, ready and willing to let themselves be caught on camera, when a simple google of their names has them turning up on several different sites all claiming to have done so - and then several sites showing them as professional models or escorts for hire?

Does pornography really need a storyline for it to be effective or marketed?

Edit#1: I know that whenever someone says "My friend" or "A mate of mine" they normally mean themselves, and I've had plenty of emails saying as much. I'm still not going to name and shame him just to clear my own name!

Edit#2: Thanks to Mr Anon, I now have a fix for all my Milly Morris needs, over at BustyMilly.com